One A Day

the lightning rat; Pikachu. Since 1998 they've made me fight small digital creatures, to gain mystical "experience points". Then they "level up", and even "evolve". I hate love you Pokemon.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Pikachu: Pikachu! Pika Pika. Pika Pi!

Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle! Squirtle Squirtle!

Pikachu: Pika Pika! Pikachu!

Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle! Squir- (losing it) What the f**k am I saying?! No, I mean it! This sh*t makes no sense at all!

Pikachu: Say the lines, Earl, or you'll get the gas!

Squirtle: (to the viewers) For the love of Christ, kids, go read a book or something! "

LOL,

Kieffer